This being my very first blog, I'm pretty sure I should say something by way of welcome. I'm fairly certain that the only person coming to visit this page regularly will be my Mom, and probably only so that she can make sure I've had enough to eat and I'm dressing warmly enough. But just in case I become an overnight celebrity, with people scrambling all over each other vying to visit my site in peak Internet traffic, I figure I should briefly introduce myself. I am rather an expert on the subject of me, and it also happens to be one of my favourite topics, so you're in for a treat.
Err, yes. Well. Ahem. This being said, the fact that my aforementioned mother might barge into my discussion board at any moment and tell you all about my messy eating habits has rather a humbling effect, so maybe I'll forego the superlative adjectives for now. The discerning reader will no doubt immediately perceive my astonishing intelligence and radiant beauty anyways. (That's the wonder of the Internet; I could actually be a speckled three-legged toad and you wouldn't be any the wiser.) So I'll just buzz off now and leave you to your own devices. But don't forget, should you wish to shower me with compliments or send me expensive gifts, you can contact me any time.